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#pretzel#my baby#ball pythonJESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”7 hours ago ⌘ weeknd--warrior⌘ 81,740 notesSalad DaysMac DeMarcoSalad Days
Always feeling tired, smiling when required Write another year off and kindly resign
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